Pikmin Slot Machine

The Pikmin Slot Machine was a popular variety of game thread around the year 2010. The trend was likley started by the user pikminpower1212. The original thread as well as all of its variations and revivals have been permanently locked for derailing off topic too often.

Format
User A: *insert [something pikmin-related]*

User B: *You get [something pikmin-related (usually resulting in User A's untimely demise)], *insert [something pikmin-related]*