Corrupt a Wish

Corrupt a Wish is a popular game thread along side Ask a stupid question. It works in the same general idea as AaSQ, only the User has to corrupt the Pikmin related wish above them and then make their own.

The original was created by Tropic(?) and got locked along side AaSQ several years later. It was quickly revived once the coast was clear by Green111pikminrules.

How to Play
User A: I wish [something pikmin-related]

User B: Granted, but [oftentimes cruel or ironic twist]. I wish [something pikmin-related].